Jack from Johnson City Defeats The Dark Prince of Conservative Rants!

You go, Jack from Johnson City!

Jack from Johnson City wins the anticipated live debate with Simpleton by default --- Simpleton was permanently ushered out from his comfty studio confines within the RU-486 Media Plaza and pretty much kicked out to the curb, (as far as being a GMTC talk show host) --- and thank goodness as I was getting pretty tired of hearing the same old "I hate the Islamic towelheads" spill, or the equally disgusting "I love Rep. David Davis'' butt-kissing marathon every morning.

Actually, I hear from a good source that Simpleton is still on the payroll and most likely on the "non-profit" radio side that is shaking down the faithful with the Je$u$ Bu$iness Broadca$t....

The question remains as to who is the next GOPping dreg is that Dr. Hill will be propping up on GMTC as a host...

Simpleton: Debate Jack fron Johnson City, You Candy-Ass

I was monitoring WPWT 870 AM "Good Morning Tri-Cities" the other day and listened to the caller "Jack from Johnson City" challenge Marx E. Simpleton to an "in-person debate" --- meaning as I understood the telephonic conversation, that Jack would debate Simpleton face-to-face either during an on-the-air encounter during "Good Morning Tri-Cities" at the WPWT studios or at a more public venue such as a public meeting room at ETSU.

That wuss Simpleton spent a better portion of GMTC retreating out of any such debate with Jack, by stating that it would be a waste of his listener's time (as if they were not already wasting precious hours of our their lives by listening to "Good Morning Tri-Cities" on WPWT) --- yup, Simpleton is all blow and no go.

OF course, to listen to Simpleton talk about himself and his self-styled "intellectual prowess", you would quickly learn that Simpleton's demonstrated idea of "debate" (and I am using the term loosely here) is to give a caller 30 seconds and then hang up on the same person while debating them on the radio.

Good luck on that debate with Simpleton ever happening, Jack...

WPWT 870AM's Suck Radio Format

Barf...I was monitoring WPWT "Good Morning Tri-Cities" yesterday (Thursday, August 2) and heard this dullard Marx Simpleton comparing himself with noted talk radio host Michael Savage. And then I started thinking more in depth about what Simpleton had to say about his self- projected identity toward Savage (not that Savage has ever extended the same toward Simpleton)...and now I can see this match up as well.

You see, the name "Michael Savage" is actually a pseudonym, a stage name that Savage uses during his nation wide broadcast. Savage's real name is actually "Michael Alan Weiner". Hey, I have all along suspected that Simpleton is a Weiner, too.

Michael Savage

I also get a kick out of hearing Simpleton talk about his rants of his radio show into national syndication --- a pretty bold statement from the pioneer of the Suck Radio format whose own WPWT radio station is at the very bottom of the Arbitron ratings for the relatively small share (less than or equal to less that .005 AQH share) of the age 12+radio listeners within the Johnson City-Bristol market. Whatta Weiner!

Apparently, the same three callers that he manages to take in during "Good Morning Tri-Cities" have put this idea into his little Weiner brain.

Perhaps the real goood thing here --- in a business sense --- is that Simpleton's Suck Radio format is keeping WPWT anchored to the basement and burning away Kenneth Hill's ability to earn ratings and profits. Hill would do better to cull out Simpleton and let the little Weiner pursue a career in retail ice cream sales.