WPWT 870AM's Suck Radio Format
Barf...I was monitoring WPWT "Good Morning Tri-Cities" yesterday (Thursday, August 2) and heard this dullard Marx Simpleton comparing himself with noted talk radio host Michael Savage. And then I started thinking more in depth about what Simpleton had to say about his self- projected identity toward Savage (not that Savage has ever extended the same toward Simpleton)...and now I can see this match up as well.
You see, the name "Michael Savage" is actually a pseudonym, a stage name that Savage uses during his nation wide broadcast. Savage's real name is actually "Michael Alan Weiner". Hey, I have all along suspected that Simpleton is a Weiner, too.
Michael Savage
I also get a kick out of hearing Simpleton talk about his rants of his radio show into national syndication --- a pretty bold statement from the pioneer of the Suck Radio format whose own WPWT radio station is at the very bottom of the Arbitron ratings for the relatively small share (less than or equal to less that .005 AQH share) of the age 12+radio listeners within the Johnson City-Bristol market. Whatta Weiner!
Apparently, the same three callers that he manages to take in during "Good Morning Tri-Cities" have put this idea into his little Weiner brain.
Perhaps the real goood thing here --- in a business sense --- is that Simpleton's Suck Radio format is keeping WPWT anchored to the basement and burning away Kenneth Hill's ability to earn ratings and profits. Hill would do better to cull out Simpleton and let the little Weiner pursue a career in retail ice cream sales.
You see, the name "Michael Savage" is actually a pseudonym, a stage name that Savage uses during his nation wide broadcast. Savage's real name is actually "Michael Alan Weiner". Hey, I have all along suspected that Simpleton is a Weiner, too.
Michael Savage
I also get a kick out of hearing Simpleton talk about his rants of his radio show into national syndication --- a pretty bold statement from the pioneer of the Suck Radio format whose own WPWT radio station is at the very bottom of the Arbitron ratings for the relatively small share (less than or equal to less that .005 AQH share) of the age 12+radio listeners within the Johnson City-Bristol market. Whatta Weiner!
Apparently, the same three callers that he manages to take in during "Good Morning Tri-Cities" have put this idea into his little Weiner brain.
Perhaps the real goood thing here --- in a business sense --- is that Simpleton's Suck Radio format is keeping WPWT anchored to the basement and burning away Kenneth Hill's ability to earn ratings and profits. Hill would do better to cull out Simpleton and let the little Weiner pursue a career in retail ice cream sales.
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