Simpleton To Host WPWT 870 AM "Good Morning Tri-Cities"
With little fanfare or platitudes spewing from the lips of WPWT management, Mark E. Simpleton began his stint as the new host of WPWT 870 AM "Good Morning Tri-Cities" this Wednesday, early in the morning of August 30, 2006. Unlike former GMTC host Timothy Hill, Simpleton appears ready to tackle international issues with all the thorough understanding demonstrated daily on WPWT by a neo-conservative from "that part" of Sullivan County.
No word as of yet if Simpleton knows how to scoop ice cream...
No word as of yet if Simpleton knows how to scoop ice cream...
posted by Elmer Gantry at
7:36 AM
3 Comments:
Perhaps you are right (about giving the guy a chance)...maybe the host lineup on "Good Morning Tri-Cities" could be expanded by brring back another former host...
Then you all could rename GMTC as "The WPWT 870 AM S & M Show: Simpleton & McNurdland".
You know that Simpleton had to pass a censorship test before he even got the stinkin' job in the first place. Stuff like Republicans are the only Christians, Democrats are from the pits of hell, the best place to give money to Jesus is through WHCB, stuff like that.........
Although, I will give some credit. Simpleton seems to be more open minded than McNurdland. This could be his downfall as only brainwashed religious freaks are the only ones really allowed to work at the "Appalachia Radio Group"
Hopefully Simpleton (what a great name) is just keeping the seat warm until Hill is ousted from office. When he returns to hosting the show, the ratings can continue to plummet.
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